After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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This just confirmed every Austrian stereotype that has ever existed.
I'm a girl and even I feel somethings wrong with your priorities. Sex, NEVER, goes last. Maybe second depending on wats going on but never last.
Get your priorities straight
That's a nice daily program!
Yeah get your priorities straight! Sex, schnapps and then skiing
Better break out the adult diaper and feeding tube...
I love schnapps, drinking shots of it right now. Mmmmm peppermint!
Maybe skiing and drinking is more important; to whoever she sent this to; could also get sex whenever, but not great from that person.
SEX, schnapps, and then ski! Priorities I can fulfill.
Schnapps? Must have been written by a 15 year old.
The text is from Austria. The word schnapps has a slightly different meaning in Europe than it does in America.
Ah. Thank you.