After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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This just confirmed every Austrian stereotype that has ever existed.
I'm a girl and even I feel somethings wrong with your priorities. Sex, NEVER, goes last. Maybe second depending on wats going on but never last.
Get your priorities straight
That's a nice daily program!
I love schnapps, drinking shots of it right now. Mmmmm peppermint!
Yeah get your priorities straight! Sex, schnapps and then skiing
Better break out the adult diaper and feeding tube...
Maybe skiing and drinking is more important; to whoever she sent this to; could also get sex whenever, but not great from that person.
SEX, schnapps, and then ski! Priorities I can fulfill.
Schnapps? Must have been written by a 15 year old.
The text is from Austria. The word schnapps has a slightly different meaning in Europe than it does in America.
Ah. Thank you.