): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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