We're like a lot better than the average bears
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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