My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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