Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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