You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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