no, he came in my armpit
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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