I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
it glows. i had to have it.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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