i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Randomize
