On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
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