Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I want her autograph on my taint
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
