I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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