i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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