I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
