Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
He did a backflip because drugs
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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