Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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