I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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