This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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