the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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