i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!