looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
this boner is exhausting
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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