So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.