But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I think a kid would responsible me up
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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