I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
id be glad to
True but thats because hes a fetus.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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