Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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