If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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