If that was your dad, he is hot
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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