Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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