you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Terrible idea I love it
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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