Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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