how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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