You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
...so i touched it.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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