okay pat passed out under dana's car
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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