did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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