Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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