He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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