You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I am naked and annoyed.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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