Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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