Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I touched a dick in church today
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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