But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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