your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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