Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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