Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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