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okay pat passed out under dana's car
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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