I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
sex in a hospital.. check
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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