Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
it's like heaven, but drunker
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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