Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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