Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
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I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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