I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You need a sexual gate keeper
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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