Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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