quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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