You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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