Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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