Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i came on her dog
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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