all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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