It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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