She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Randomize
