P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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