nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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