Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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